…That is the question
WAS IT SHAKESPEARE THAT POSED THIS INTROSPECTIONAL QUESTION? MORE IMPORTANTLY, DID MARIE ANTOINETTE REALLY SAY “LET THEM EAT CAKE”? NO MATTER – WHEN IT COMES TO CARPET CLEANING, CRB REFERS TO:
a. Captivating revealing blog
b. Counter Rotating Brush
c. Clube de Regatas Brasil
d. Claremont Review of Books
e. a and c
f. b and c
g. a, b and c
h. all of the above
i. none of the above
It’s crucial when you’re in school to learn the art of mastering the multiple guess exam. Doing that will significantly reduce your study time to leave time for life’s more pressing matters.
But I digress. Let’s talk fundamentals of soil suspension, specifically agitation. That is where our counter rotating brush machine comes into play – BIG TIME! So what is it good for?
a. Scrubbing the daylights out of your carpet
b. Digging up the deep down gunk that defies the suction of your expensive vacuum
c. Lifting the pile and helping restore your carpets appearance
d. Absolutely nothing
Correct answer: a, b and c – d are lyrics from the 1970 song “War” sung by Edwin Starr. So why isn’t every carpet cleaner using one?
a. They’re lazy
b. They don’t like you
c. They’d rather be fishing
d. Don’t ask me ask them
Look around, the grass is high, the fields are ripe, it’s the springtime of my life. Seasons change with the scenery; weaving time in a tapestry. Won’t you stop and remember me. I’ll take 60’s music for $500; These lyrics are found in which Simon & Garfunkel song released in 1966?
Correct answer: Hazy Shade of Winter. How’s that relate to the dereliction of duty found by leaving a crb out of the soil suspension C.H.A.T. equation? Well, it takes “time, time, time”, and I’m willing to give you, my valued customer, the most valuable commodity I have, my time – to do whatever I can to get your carpeting squeaky clean.
So call me, text me, email me – just get a hold of me somehow so I can come over for lunch, I mean clean your carpeting. Call the other guys first – then remember me! (810) 625-0305