That’s me, the carpet cleaning guy, caught in an endless vortex of myths and misconceptions surrounding the best carpet cleaning process. If only the truth could be found … is that even in the realm of possibility??? Bizarre – I don’t think so. Mind blowing – quite possibly. Let’s delve into it. Believe It or Not? The big problem with these steam cleaners is they leave a film on your carpet that acts like a magnet

Let me begin by saying that in preparation for this blog I’ve watched more Bob Ross clips on YouTube than I’d like to remember. So let’s get right to some things he may or may not have said: a. Clouds need friends too b. We don’t make mistakes – we have happy accidents c. Carpet cleaning is an underappreciated form of art d. This is your world, so you can create any kind of illusion

Spanning is a great word! I’m just realizing that. So what do we span the globe for? Well what else: Mind-blowing scientific breakthroughs in carpet cleaning formulations. I’m talking about revolutionary stuff like thymol-infused pre-spray, active film technology, and T2H hybrid polymers. It’s the stuff we all dream of at night (you know, when you’re not dreaming on a winter’s day about California: The Mamas & The Papas 1965). Had I not been destined to

I’ve always been a big baseball fan. Just ask my kids about my Little League days of glory playing for the Chicago Cubs. The game tying home run to left over the outstretched glove of Greg Templeton and then the bloop single to center (circa Luis Gonzalez – Diamondbacks) to drive in the go-ahead run. Ah, “Memories light the corners of my mind, misty watercolor memories of the way we were. Can it be that

The Carpet & Rug Institute (CRI) says to ask this question before hiring a carpet cleaner: “Do you vacuum before deep cleaning the carpet?” The answer you’re looking for should be: a. Yes b. No c. Maybe d. What’s a vacuum? The answer of course should be yes, but surprisingly an independent surveyor (ok she may have been an employee’s wife) found that 7 local companies answered no when asked that question. Shocking – Yes!

…That is the question WAS IT SHAKESPEARE THAT POSED THIS INTROSPECTIONAL QUESTION? MORE IMPORTANTLY, DID MARIE ANTOINETTE REALLY SAY “LET THEM EAT CAKE”? NO MATTER – WHEN IT COMES TO CARPET CLEANING, CRB REFERS TO: a. Captivating revealing blog b. Counter Rotating Brush c. Clube de Regatas Brasil d. Claremont Review of Books e. a and c f. b and c g. a, b and c h. all of the above i. none of the